I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
And it would still get stuck in my hair…
now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???
JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?
Buying these asap.
#i can’t satisfactorily explain how this is dwarfs#i just know it is
I think it’s dwarfs because I imagine that dwarfs would be the ones to invent equivalents to the Swiss Army Knife? I mean, this isn’t the Swiss Army Knife, but there are so many things that you can do with it that dwarfs would think, “I need something that can adequately do at least nine different things. And yes, I’d like to have it be a hairclip too, because my braids don’t always stay this fabulous without help. Just look at the dwarfs in the Hobbit after they went down that river!”