leaper182:

coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

#i can’t satisfactorily explain how this is dwarfs#i just know it isI think it’s dwarfs because I imagine that dwarfs would be the ones to invent equivalents to the Swiss Army Knife? I mean, this isn’t the Swiss Army Knife, but there are so many things that you can do with it that dwarfs would think, “I need something that can adequately do at least nine different things. And yes, I’d like to have it be a hairclip too, because my braids don’t always stay this fabulous without help. Just look at the dwarfs in the Hobbit after they went down that river!”

leaper182:

coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

#i can’t satisfactorily explain how this is dwarfs#i just know it is

I think it’s dwarfs because I imagine that dwarfs would be the ones to invent equivalents to the Swiss Army Knife? I mean, this isn’t the Swiss Army Knife, but there are so many things that you can do with it that dwarfs would think, “I need something that can adequately do at least nine different things. And yes, I’d like to have it be a hairclip too, because my braids don’t always stay this fabulous without help. Just look at the dwarfs in the Hobbit after they went down that river!”

(via thetwerkinterrorist)

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

(Source: wnterfelling, via glenhotcoco)

ohmightysmiter:

imnotatvaddict:

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

I was NOT expecting that

I’M IN LOVE

(via earlgreyandco)

pisserofakisser:

Clicking on this video I was not prepared to be so shocked by what I saw. This is not another make-up tutorial posted on Youtube like I expected on how to cover up dark circles or how to look like fucking Angelina Jolie. It is incredibly powerful.

(Source: drpepperpussy, via jimdoesntcarrey)

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

(via domokunrainbowkinz)

hi-internet-im-dad:

Mom was balancing the checkbook and she found out that my sister spent 100+ dollars on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

(via glenhotcoco)

carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

(Source: drinkingsomewine, via glenhotcoco)